Student returning from his first "solo" in the training area
Student: Virginia tower this is cessna 152 KDY
Tower: KDY Virginia Tower.
Student : I’m returning from the training area, crossing the river at
flight level 1500, your joining and landing please.
Tower: KDY say again your altitude.
Student: Fight level 1500 KDY
Tower: Copy flight level 1500 KDY you’d better contact Houston for
re-entry clearance!
An oldie, but one of my favorites…
A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot but
she keeps denying it until finally the husband just knew when
his wife said:
"Honey, I’ve told you once, I’ve told you twice, I’ve told
you niner thousand times, negative on the affair … "
–
Chris